IF time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry.Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life!!!
Expecting the world to treat you fairly cause you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you cause you are a vegetarian.
Think about it. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside . So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration.
Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world.That’s called Attitude. Keep on rocking!!!!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
He was a good man. He never smoked or drank. And had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said he who never lived , cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
So many options for suicide- poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose marriage. Slow and sure.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends.
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned , expensive or married to someone else.
Laziness is our biggest enemy – Jawaharwal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies – Mahatana Gandhi
Now you tell us who should we listen to – Bapuji or Chacha ji?
When things go wrong ,when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow from your eyes always say these words …. Eh ganpat, chal daru la.